The Park Slope Restaurant Apocalypse Continues

Ok, now this shit is beginning to get a little ridiculous. It's like the Titanic is sinking out there and all the other restaurant owners left are now jumping overboard in the hopes that there *may* be some room in the lifeboat. It's a new year's apocalypse! 

Let's review: 

• A million billion restaurants in 2011 on a big list = CLOSED
• Perch = CLOSED (I told all of you  motherfuckers! "They have a calendar up, so they can't be closing!" Wah, wah, wah).
• Barrio = appears to be CLOSED. Paper is up on the window and gates have remained down throughout the weekend. 
• Comida = appears to be CLOSED. Have also been hearing reports that they have not been open for days. *In fairness, both Comida and Barrio are on cursed restaurant corners, but still.
• Leaf-n-Bean = CLOSING as of Jan. 15th.
• Kappa Sake House = CLOSED
• Aunt Suzie's = CLOSED (thank gawd)

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but if PS BKlyn isn't closed within the next 6 mos (max), I will be shocked to the core of my being. 

In the meantime, MAYDAY! Order out every night this week, otherwise it's gonna be Five Guys-n-Dunkin Donuts 4evs around here!