The Park Slope Food Coop: Worse Than Death
I've mentioned my affinity for "fuckit lists" before, so unsurpringly, I'm equally enamored with Catherine Price's book 101 Places Not to See Before You Die.
Showing up at a respectable #103 is your fave spot-n-mine: The Park Slope Food Coop!
Here's an excerpt:
"I am still at the Co-op, three hours after my workshift began, in a meeting led by Roger, my squad leader. Roger ends his emails to our shift with the tagline, “Yours in cooperation” and loves holding post-work-squad chats in the childcare room, where he has just told us that we will have to reschedule our next two months’ work shifts since they fall on Thanksgiving and Christmas. He then invites us to his annual wassailing party. I suggest that we go to his party, skip our workslots, and get drunk on eggnog instead. Elga is the only one who laughs."
a. "Yours in cooperation"!!?? BWWWHHHHAHHHAHHAHAH.
b. WTF is wassailing?
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