The Hipster Grifter May or May Not Be Hiding Out In Park Slope

Ok, so if you haven't read about the Hipster Grifter by now, you either don't have an internet connection or don't speak English.  But just in case you fall into one of these two categories, let me summarize the sitch for you:

*There is this totally fucking crazy, cute Asian chick with a tattoo all over her chest/neck named Kari Ferrell

*She's charming and breezy and easily makes friends

*She's stolen money from a good number of these so called "friends," many of whom are dudes that she feigns romantic attraction/involvement with

*She doesn't have lung cancer; is not pregnant; hasn't been raped; and is not in an abusive relationship...though she claims that all have gone down

*She got a job at Vice Magazine by just walking in one day and looking cute

*She's sexually foward and hands boys notes in bars that say things like "I'd like to give you a handjob with my mouth"

That's pretty much it.  Except, oh yeah: there's a warrant out for her arrest issued by the city of Salt Lake City, where she apparently tried to pass $60k or so in bad checks.

And now that this chick's bidness is absolutely everywhere...and everyone in the 5 boroughs is lookin for her ass, releasing naked photos of her, describing craiglist hookups, etc,  where the fuck do you think she goes to hide out???  Yep, Park Slope.

Figures.

(via Brooklynian)