YOU'RE WELCOME: HOW TO BECOME A GENTRIFICATION PIONEER

Picture it: your lease is up and you're suddenly priced out of Park Slope. 

You don't want to leave Brooklyn because it gives you street cred with the people you went to high school with.  They think you're tough and interesting for living in Brooklyn because they are the type of people who think that New York City consists of Times Square and Ellis Island. 

What are you going to do?

I'll tell you what you're going to do!

You're going to be come a Gentrification Pioneer!

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