[Trying To Get Fucked In Park Slope] Wing Woman

Oh hi. Remember how we used to have that lil ole column about some anon single dude in Park Slope who was always trying to find love get fucked? Well, yeah...it's back. Only now we have a single chick instead of a single dude and spoiler alert: she's way the hell more interesting. Behold, the old new adventures of M.F., trying to get fucked in good ole Park Slope.

Hey guys, do you find yourselves constantly rejected by the women you want to date?
Does it seem impossible to make that tough transition from platonic pal into fellated fellow?
Do you have at least 20 dollars (American)?

If you answered "yes" to at least one of these questions, then we have a solution for you...

A Wing Woman!

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