Poop Slope

(via Overheard in NY)

How To Be A Local Character [What Park Slope Needs More Of]

In my opinion, one of Park Slope's *main* downfalls, is the severe lack of totally fucking crazy people here.

I mean, yeah, we've got loads'o undercover, pill poppin, neurotic, "I spend half my salary on therapy" "crazy" people like me here, but I mean REAL crazy. We need more characters like Prince Mongo above.

Prince Mongo lives in a mansion in Memphis, TN. He takes in homeless people and believes he's from the planet Zambodia. Also he has a collection of 50 toilets he keeps in his front yard and has run for political office.

Anyone in Park Slope like this that we're missing??

And in the meantime, don't you think its time you really help out your community? Please read this article in Mental Floss...there are some great tips on how to be a bigger/badder/more eccentric local character in there.

(via Buzzfeed)

Can Anyone Who Is *Still* Using actual Phonebooks Raise Their Fucking Hand?

Cause I just don't get it. I don't get why this shit gets delivered to our bldg year after year and I don't get how in this age of "go green!" some environmental group hasn't jumped on one of the oldest, most retarded and most wasteful practices in the history of the modern printed page.

Oh wait! These phone books are "eco friendly!"

My bad.

If Ditmas Park is the New San Francisco...

Then Park Slope is the new ___________________?

(via New York Mag).

PHOTO: I'm Gonna Throw Up

Found on the sidewalk on 6th Street this morn.

(via RockerGirl77 on Brooklynian)