[AYFKMWTS] Free Parking For Pregnant Women?

Yep.

As we all know, mommyhood has it's privileges...especially around this joint. And now councilman David Greenfield would like to make it more offish, so he's introduced a bill that would grant pregnant moms-to-be the most coveted privilege in NYC: free parking.

"The women could then park for free in no-parking or no-standing zones until 30 days after their expected due dates - a cushion of time for those whose deliveries come later than expected - or who need to recover from childbirth complications."

Gotta say, Councilman Greenfield: isn't this really just scratching the surface here!? I mean, what about free car service fares? Subway metro cards? I bet the Food Coop would agree to lending out a few of their "walkers" and then pregnant women could get pushed around in those food carts! What about free rent!? Free food!? This is a real issue! Moms deserve better!

Sheesh.

(Bumpershine via The Daily News)

Pregnant Lady P0rn (Kinda)

While all the preggo ladies in Park Slope are busy doing prenatal yoga and home birth classes n' junk, crazy shit has hit the fan in the rest of the country (probs just the middle, actually). The only thing that can possibly explain these VERY disturbing pregnancy pics is jacked up estrogen levels and mind-altering boob milk.

If you’re preggers and wondering what batshit crazy thing to do today, recreate any one of these pics PUH-LEEZ. When I get accidentally knocked up (again) I’m going to force my husband (baby daddy) to pose with me JUST. LIKE. THIS:

Ok, I’m pretty sure that dude is her dad... and that he's gay.

If you want to continue to be scared shitless, check out more pics here.

(via Pregnant Chicken)