NO SPACE IS SAFE FROM STROLLER ENVY [OVERHEARD]

Sunday, Chase ATM at Seventh and Carroll.

Mom 1, with lowly Maclaren stroller: "Oh, I'm so jealous. They're so much easier to push."

Mom 2, with Bugaboo: "Yeah, they really are."

Mom 1: "Is that their first double?"

Mom 2: "Actually, it is."

Mom 1: *starry-eyed sigh*

Happy Monday, freaks.

Seen and Overheard in Park Slope: Sleep Trainers & Snow Shovels

Behold: our semi-regular short takes of  the douchey things we've seen and overheard around the neighborhood as we eavesdrop on unsuspecting douchebags. Well, aside from the ones we blog about at length, anyway.

I'll get this shit show started:

From a daily Starbucker who every morning listens in on the inane conversations of a coffee clatch of new mamas.

"This morning I really wanted to punch one of them in her face when she started discussing how she'd recently hired a sleep trainer to come in and do bedtime for her." 

I cry foul on this practice. Do your own GD sleep training. Next, people are going to be bringing back wet nurses. 

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