Jake Gyllenhaal Puts Subway Riders To Sleep

Photos via Buzzfeed / Gothamist

The other day I was minding my own business making delicious pies and brining my turkey at home, when I noticed, on the internet, that people are paying attention to the fact that (1) Jake Gyllenhaal rides the subway sometimes, (2) Jakey's been photographed twice on the subway next to a person who was asleep, and that (3) people sometimes sleep on the subway, despite the admonitions of Petula Clark.

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