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[My Favorite Park Slope...]: Place To Drink After Getting Laid Off
Posted by: Kerri | Friday, October 21, 2011 at 12:00AM
Photo by Park Slope Lens
For over two years, I worked at a large ad agency located in the clusterfuck that is Midtown Manhattan. This past March I was laid off with a gaggle of other sorry-ass folks not good enough to cut it with the Draper, Sterling and Price's of the world. On the morning of my execution, I received a call from my boss that went like this:
Boss: Hi Kerri. Could you do me a favor?
Me: Sure thing.
Boss: Can you meet me upstairs in chat room 3H?
Me: Is that the one right by HR?
Boss: Yes.
Me: The one that you invite people to when firing them?
Boss: ...
Me: Is Mitch the HR guy with you right now?
Boss: ...
Me: I'll be right up.