FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

 

In case you've spent the week wishing death upon HBO or wondering if goofy goggles will indeed make you eat less, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that has recently graced the pages of our blog:

* Hands up if you've ever had dirty nasty freaky monkey sex behind the 5th avenue key food!: This shit has gotten so outta control that someone has gone and started a blog about it.

* Park Slope Eatery Store For Rent: Commenters don't seem to be too sad about this one.

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FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week nursing your GoogaMooga wounds (both emotional AND physical) or what's up with Sharon Stone's hair in this photo, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Googamooga: what went wrong (and what went right)? FiPS writer Amanda weighs in on what the Googa Gods did right and what they totally fucked up on.

* Who gives a shit: how do you tell park slope parents that their kids and their scooters are a menace to society?: A FiPS reader (and recently transplanted Park Slope res) wrote in and asked for advice on how to tell Park Slope parents that their kids on scooters are the most annoying. Thing. EVER.

* Cool or not cool: Expanding Plaza's Street Bike Lane?: We asked you guys to weigh in on the issue. 

* Details Emerge on Wednesday morning's sexual attack in the south slope: And the police seem to have conflicting stories from some of the witnesses... 

* Who handed out these hilarious fake menus at googamooga over the weekend: UPDATE: It was 3 hilarious UCB performers named Dan, Kelly and Arthur. Well done, guys! 

FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week pleading for the return of spring or wondering if this baby hippo will grow up to someday eat you, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Did you catch our intense coverage of the Park Slope Food Coop Vote to Vote on Banning Israeli Products? If not, click your asses on over to HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.

* An English Synthpop musician bought Jenna Lyons's townhouse: That's right, FiPSTERS! The founder of Depeche Mode is moving to Park Slope [enter electronic music track!]

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FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week celebrating the long-awaited return of Community, or gagging over this TLC clip of a woman who drinks nearly all of the urine that comes out of her body, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Beyonce and Babers travel to Prospect Park: Bey Bey and her baybay took a trip to the park, prompting FiPS writer Bitchy Mom to wonder, "Is Beyonce moving to Park Dope?"

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FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week wondering why the fuck a goat was recently dining at a Midtown Pizzeria, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Free advice for park slope businesses: Empty Storefronts: Erica has some really great ideas as to what we should do with vacant spaces (spoiler: one of them is doggie daycare!)

* We're All in this together: Cable-N-Internet: We're curious to know what you pay for cable and internet so that we can collectively determine who in this neighborhood is getting royally fucked. 

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