FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week celebrating the long-awaited return of Community, or gagging over this TLC clip of a woman who drinks nearly all of the urine that comes out of her body, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Beyonce and Babers travel to Prospect Park: Bey Bey and her baybay took a trip to the park, prompting FiPS writer Bitchy Mom to wonder, "Is Beyonce moving to Park Dope?"

* The Pavilion Can't Do Anything Right: Bedbugs. Shitty seats. Gross misspellings. And now the mishandling of an American Flag. The Pavilion can't seem to do anything right. 

* The Park Slope Library to reopen September 2012: What changes do you hope to see?

* For a nominal fee, show your choad to a bunch of other dudes at this park slope yoga studio: "But what if I get an erection?" you're surely asking yourself. Don't worry, at Park Slope's Naked Space yoga studio, boners are COMPLETELY NATURAL.

* Park Slope mommies to get groomed and drunk at 5th Ave's Beauty Bar: $10 for a cocktail and a manicure. Not too shabby.