FIPS JUICY: BEST STORIES OF THE WEEK

In case you've spent the week pleading for the return of spring or wondering if this baby hippo will grow up to someday eat you, here's a quick wrap-up of juicy FiPS news that graced the pages of our blog this week:

* Did you catch our intense coverage of the Park Slope Food Coop Vote to Vote on Banning Israeli Products? If not, click your asses on over to HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.

* An English Synthpop musician bought Jenna Lyons's townhouse: That's right, FiPSTERS! The founder of Depeche Mode is moving to Park Slope [enter electronic music track!]

* A Tenant's horror story, and all the bad things i've wished upon her shitty landlord: This past January, Park Slope resident Summer Brennan returned home from vacation to her rent-stabilized apartment to find that her landlord had evicted her. This enraged FiPS writer Thomas, who unabashedly wished for the landlord to "contract drug-resistant gonorrhea from a hooker."

* Did the Pavilion Oversell Tickets to the Pavilion?: Yep -- and because of this, they are responsible for the sound of a thousand tweenage hearts breaking that filled the South Slope air that night.

* [Breaking] more drama with casa ventura: Our verdict? The place truly is doomed.