Park Slope Crime Alert: Someone's Stealing Sex Toys!
[Ed note: Sometimes our writers have more fun gossiping about Park Slope than they do actually writing about it. This is one of those instances. I present to you, reader, NineDaves and Thomas, in conversation. Warning: Some links are NSFW].
Dave: Hey Thomas!
Thomas: Hey Dave. What's up?
Dave: NM, just working on a piece for FIPS. Remember when things got pretty serious in Park Slope when all those sexual assaults were happening? Well even though there hasn't been a reported attack in a few months, there's still some dangerous crime going on. Did you know that just the other day someone stole some lady's sex toys?
Thomas: Wait, what?