AYFKMWTS: Gorilla Coffee Pictured in NY Mag

In an insanely ironic twist of fate, the one Park Slope photo that NY Magazine chose to use in its "Best Neighborhood in NYC" story (you know, the one that named Park Slope as the #1 nabe) has GORILLA FUCKING COFFEE pictured.

I mean a;flajs;fljdsafl;jflsadjfsal;dfjsaldfj!!!!????

(and in case you're gonna suggest that they switched it up over the weekend after the Gorilla Coffee story broke, what about the print mag? That shit was probs off at the printer a week ago...).

That shit's kinda cray cray.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT: Breast Milk Cheese

Some guy is selling his wife's breast milk cheese at his restaurant. His phone is "ringing off the hook" with total fucking morons who want to try this shit. HE HAS THIS BREAST MILK CHEESE PAIRED WITH A RIESLING.

Is this real life?

Cause I'm actually starting to think that all this shit is part of some big marketing ploy engineered by Denise Albert, and Park Slope Parents and all those other annoying Mombies, just to ensure that the "parenting lobby" stays firmly planted in the weekly news frenzy.

Cause otherwise I've got to acknowledge the fact that we live in world where breast milk cheese is considered OK...and that's a hard fucking pill for me to swallow.

[Sidenote: what is the BALLER equivalent of this anyway?? Pâté made with my already ingested morning after pills? Pot brownies? Oh wait...].

(via The NY Post)