Suck It Chet
Amanda | Monday, March 9, 2009 at 12:13AM 
If I see one more Real World: Brooklyn cast member wearing a Brooklyn t-shirt, sweatshirt, or zip-up hoodie, I am going to lose my shit.
Example? Chet (my arch-nemesis), wearing that F train subway t-shirt in last week’s episode (even though he and the cast members drive everywhere in a brand-new SUV)? Can we say P-O-S-E-U-R?
Hey, MTV: if you want to show a bunch of self-absorbed dicks what it’s really like to live in Brooklyn, they should be required to take the subway during rush hour, pressed up against someone who hasn’t showered in weeks while the conductor (aka: Queen Latifah) screams about a signal malfunction and implores you to be patient, even though you’ve already been holding your breath for 40 seconds to avoid breathing in the stankonia coming from your new boyfriend, Mr. NoSoap.
Then, and ONLY then, can you wear an F train t-shirt. You can wear it with pride, as it highlights the war wounds and battle scars you’ve gotten just trying to make it the fuck home every day.
(ed note: YEAH! What she said! Also, Chet: I don't give a fuck what you say...you ARE gay (see pic above)).
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Reader Comments (8)
man I wish I owned posuer.com
No fucking shit. That show is a live advertisement for Brooklyn Industries
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, right on!!! and yes, he is a big homo!
It makes me crazy that all they do is hang out in manhattan. Well...maybe not. I'm glad they never hung out anywhere I was/would be. Never mind.
@Meghan: I know—it boggles the mind that they would never even dream of going to a Brooklyn bar. Of course, maybe that's because they were banned from all of them. Good call, BK.
Why do they always show clips of the 1 train as transitions?
Chet is GAY!!!
he's gay? i'm gay and i don't look gay, so what does that make me? hetero?