Stupid Cupid: Profile Of A Park Slope Single Chick

 

We here at FiPS have heard your gripes about dating in the Slope, or lack thereof. After seeing the results of our Fall Sex Survey (parts 1 and 2), we've decided to help out the single population of Park Slope one by one. Throughout February we'll be featuring the most eligible Park Slopers in our FiPS community. First up is Heather from South Florida, who now resides in the South Slope.

We asked Heather to describe her ideal mate in 140 characters or less. She says:

"Ideally, you’d be funny and compassionate and can keep me in check. I bake a lot, so always being hungry is a plus."

If you're interested in having a drink with super cute Heather, email her at stupidcupid.heather@gmail.com (but leave your comments about her baked goodies out of it). Also, it takes cojones for these singles to subject themselves to FiPS sarcastic readers, so please -- no negative comments, ya'll.

Want to be featured on FiPS as a hot Slope single? Find more info on how to submit here.