Starbucks CEO Bashes Park Slope

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is throwin some mad shade our way:

From Curbed:

"The topic of Brooklyn gentrification came up during a lunch with a Financial Times writer, and Schultz said of Park Slope, "That's not really Brooklyn," before saying about Bensonhurst, "That's Brooklyn."

WELL, EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME, MR. SCHULTZ! IF PARK SLOPE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR FOXY BROWN'S MOTHER FOR CHRISSAKES, IT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

I know.

Let's play a fun game and switch that sentence around to talk about coffee!

"Starbucks...that's not real coffee."

GLASS HOUSES, BTCHZ. G-L-A-S-S  H-O-U-S-E-Z.