Shitmykidsruined.com: Greatest Parenting Site Ever?

Thanks to having Huffington Post as my homepage, I stumbled upon this diabolically ingenious website: Shit My Kids Ruined. It seemed particularly timely what with all you alleged "BALLERS" going to town about the perks of a kid-free existence.

While I do sometimes yearn--it's true--for world travel, a tranquil home, and uninterrupted hooch, I wouldn't trade my little people for anything. 

Nonetheless, I couldn't help but note yesterday (before I got a gander at Shit My Kids Ruined) that my beautiful, one-of-a-kind red fox seems to have been GORILLA GLUED, as if SOMEBODY broke this work of art by renowned Nova Scotia folk artist Bradford Naugler. 

Heads will roll!!!!! But, in the meantime, yuck it up at shitmykidsruined.com.