SAY NO TO PUBLIC DIAPER CHANGING UNLESS YOU HAVE A 0-6 MONTH OLD IN WHICH CASE ITS PROBS OK

I recently almost threw up at the "tot lot" when some mom changed her child (not baby) in front of me.  I knew I didn't like her from the moment she unbuckled her kid from his bike and he was wearing
crocs. I thought I could forgive that until she called out his name and it was the same as my own little guy's.

SIGH.

It's either you or me. Pack up your bugaboo and find a new park, fuckface.

It's like, first I get all fat from being pregnant. THEN, I stay all fat from nourishing myself enough to breast feed. And God knows that I'm just going to end up preggo again anyway. Walking to the tot lot and 3rd street park is literally my only source of exercise, and I'm not giving it up so ONE OF US HAS TO GO.

Luckily, I spent most of my time too distracted by trying to prevent my toddler from eating chalk and acorns to be annoyed by her.

UNTIL LUNCH TIME.

Look lady, I dont need to see you reach into your three year old's diaper, declare 'ITS A HUGE POOPIE" and watch you change it right in front of me. Park Slope parents, PLEASE between the hours of 12-1 do not publicly change your child's diarrhea on the park bench while the rest of us are trying to feed our kid kale chips or whatevs.