Laser Beams, Fundraisers, & More Dog Stuff

So, not much going on here today cause, uhm....I HAD A MOTHERFUCKING LASER BEAM SHOT INOT MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES LAST NIGHT!

That's right bitches, I can now see! I went from 20/400 vision to 20/20 vision (confirmed this morn at the doctor's office! Also, Chelsea Eye rules my face, in case anyone is looking for a doc).

And yes, it really *is* a whole new world out there (also you're welcome for putting  VERY tame pic up above...I found some scary shit during my googlez image search).

Anyway, Greg saw this pic on the way to work and wanted to see if anyone knew anything or could help find this missing cocker?

Finally, we've got a FIPS Cares-ish request. Hopefully you all went and drank your faces off for Walter last night at The Gate. Well, next Tuesday 4/27, The Bell House is throwing a fundraiser for one of their security guards who got into a badass accident and lost his teeth!

There's gonna be some rockin performances, drink specials, cupcakes and ALL of the money is going to Patrick to help the dude get some new teeth (even the staff that night is donating their shift money, unless that shit is illegal in which case they are not doing that they're doing something else. Anyway...). So go! drink! And hep this dude get some new chompers!

Now I gotta get back to walking around the neighborhood and pointing to all the shit I couldn't see yesterday that I CAN today. SEEING IS SO MUCH FUN!