Pull Out The Pitchforks: Billyburg May Be Getting an Apple Store Before Park Slope

Now that I've figured out what AYFKMWTS means... AYFKMWTS? Wiliamsburg better not be getting an Apple Store before us.

Rumors do tend to run rampant about whether or not BK will ever, ever get an Apple Store of our very own. So I suppose I should take this latest with a grain of salt. But still. It hurts. Here's what Curbed NY had to say about the alleged future Apple space:

We've reached out to both the Salvation Army and Fradkin & McAlpin Architects, but haven't heard back. So we visited the store, and a clerk told us the store will be closing for a "remodeling." When asked if it is indeed just a remodeling, the store's manager clammed up and directed us to the same Salvation Army contact listed on the permit, which is now being examined by the DOB. An Apple conspiracy? Eh, probably not. The architects have worked on Salvation Army projects in Brooklyn in the past. But we're sure Marty Markowitz is holding out hope.

Anybody know anything?