Merry Christmas TO YOURSELF! Mending Hands Giveaway

Here are the facts:

• It's fucking cold out.
• Your family is annoying and you've had to spend to far too much time with them already this holiday season.
• You're busy buying all sorts of shit for all sorts of stupid people that are not you.

But you know what? YOU DESERVE BETTER.

So just for funzies, we're giving one lucky SOB a free, kickass 60 min massage from Mending Hands! Merry Christmas to YOUUUUUU!

Here's how it's gonna work: leave a comment below using both the words "massage" and "Park Slope" in a sentence. Best one wins! (and I'll update your asses manyana!).

UPDATE: Yay for Susan! Her ass won with this comment: I was in Tea Lounge watching the nasty hippie barefoot guy massage his hoof-like feet, when a brigade of breast feeding Park Slope uber moms descended upon the bed bug infested couch and began comparing brands of organic nipple balm.

Mending Hands will reach out to you toute de suite to arrange for your free massage-a-licious!