Park Slope Craigslist Blotter
Jim | Friday, March 21, 2014 at 12:15PM 
Good morning Craigslist lovers! Great news. We've got some free stuff this week! Our first post is an offer of party trays and a case of sternos. I get way too much enjoyment out of lighting a sterno. Or lighting anything. You better watch me. I'll burn your god damn house down.
HDTV's have been around awhile now. Easily 10 years. I don't even think they make the regular tube ones anymore. Remember how heavy they used to be? Aside from watching fuzzy Modern Family on it this TV might be better suited to dropping off a building on to a rival. Wile E. Coyote style. I also think there is copper inside them. If you want to bust it open for some scrap.
I don't 100% I understand this. Maybe somebody could help us out in the comments. Is a vintage radiator for collecting or using? I looked it up and a new radiator can cost up to $1000. It doesn't really seem like something that can break though so why would you ever replace it. If you're just collecting it than this vintage thing has gone too far because radiators are ugly.
Yesterday was the first day of spring. Can you feel that? Love is in the air, bro. Sometimes we check out Missed Connections and there are only a few. This week though? Spring Love Explosion. Never seen so many Missed Connection posts. Our first one comes to us from a 38 year old woman. She had some kind of breakdown at the eye doctor and the doctor calmed her down. Maybe she doesn't like drops in her eyes? Falling in love with your doctor is kind of a thing, Tony Soprano did it, but be careful ma'am. He's just doing his job.
MISSED CONNECTION – Pizza Pardon Me
33 year old man saw a woman at Princess Pizza. He then crossed the street to follow her in secret until her husband picked her up in his SUV, probably saving her life. I kind of want to know what she ordered at Princess. And if the place is still fucking filthy. And if this guy is a registered sex offender or just acts like one when he sees a pretty lady.
MISSED CONNECTION – Heartbroken Lovers
Here's something interesting. Two separate posts. A man and a woman both recently crushed by a lover of the opposite sex. They write message in a bottle posts. They're kind of flowery condemnations of the person who hurt them. Also, they're posted one hour apart! At midnight and 1 AM. I'm thinking…there is a chance they are talking about each other. And if not they should get together because clearly they have similar ways of dealing with things.
MISSED CONNECTION – I Want Somebody To Puke With
Oh it's our last one for this week. We saved the best for last though. It's a subway missed connection. Probably our second most common type after 2 hot guys meeting in the gym showers. Man sees woman, finds her attractive, they make intense eye contact and just as he's about to ask her out…she throws up big time. Just as he was working up the guts to talk to her, her guts were working up the food she just ate. Nailed it. The shocked woman muttered out "Sorry guys, I just ate an apple." It's a strange thing to say after throwing up. It's not like "Oh well yeah, of course you vomited after eating an apple. Duh." Apples are pretty normal. In fact some people eat one a day to keep…no. TOO EASY. This guy is still interested in her. Now they have a meet cute too. So he's taken to Craigslist to find his puking love. Good luck.
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