Park Slope Craigslist Blotter
Jim | Friday, May 23, 2014 at 7:30AM 
Seems like a great deal. Take care of things around the apartment and get a free room. Also you get to live with a sweet dog. It really seems to be a perfect situation for a college kid for the summer. They get a free place. Then if they get a little job a couple of days a week they can have spending money. Or even take a couple of classes in the middle of the day
I don't know what any of this shit is in the post. It's free though. And dark rooms always looked cool when I'd see them in old movies. Do people still need dark rooms? Seems like everything is digital now.
We're including this so you can see how not to write a lost and found post. There is absolutely no information given on what the object looks like. All we know is that it has sentimental value. Does that mean it's got some kind of glowing aura around it? Also there is a reward. So that's monetary value right? I mean unless they're paying you in sentiment then it's not just a sentimentally valuable object.
You and me both, brother. I hate to attack two people in a row but if the dumbest part of your post isn't the typo you left in the title that's a problem. It's too late to sign up for Zipcar this weekend. Nobody is going to just rent you their car for the day, though. What kind of security deposit do you need to receive before letting a total stranger, who is too lazy to correct a typo, take your car to New Jersey for 5 hours? It can't be anything less than the value of the car, in cash, stuffed in a gym bag Blue Chips style.
MISSED CONNECTION: And your little dog too!
This isn’t really a missed connection. Our man here put the puzzle pieces together and deduced this woman was on her way to putting her dog to sleep. This is Park Slope. We've all been there. Rest in peace little buddy.
MISSED CONNECTION: Do the Right Thing
This story lightly touches on everything; sexism, feminism, fat shaming, subway etiquette and potentially racism. A lot of guys say they're feminists but maybe don't really act like it. This person stood up for a woman being mistreated and paid a price for it. Hopefully something good happened for him shortly after.
All the good work that the previous guy did to advance the image of men everywhere this guy just ruins. "Oh my god girl so pretty. Me cum in pants now." Take it easy, stud. This lady is just getting on the subway. She didn't walk into a singles mixer. If you can't be in a room with a female without humping their leg raw, then maybe you should keep your eyes on the floor.
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