Park Slope Craigslist Blotter

EVENT: Yogi Skate Dance

Huh. This is weird.  Tonight for $30 at Skate Brooklyn you can take a long yoga class, then skateboarding clinic and then it's a dance party. I have a date tonight and no idea where to go but this seems way too athletic. And sweaty. You've got to smell bad after this right?

FREE: Outdoor Cat Shelter

This thing looks crazy busted up. I guess it stays outside though, so whatever? I don't know. Seems like a good place for rats too. What's to stop them from climbing inside? Maybe you can fill it with poison gas. Make it one big rat trip. Clean out whole neighborhoods with it.

MISSED CONNECTION - Man In Uniform

Roger, that's a special forces tattoo. Who doesn't love a man in uniform? Probably ladies in uniform. They're sick of them. These two met at Union Hall. He's British. She's…Alex? They might both be named Alex. It's not very clear.

MISSED CONNECTION - Misery Loves Hump Me

You've got to love somebody who writes well and writes with such great passion. Read this post.  Enjoy it. Then take her out for the bourbon she desires and laugh away your mutual pain.

MISSED CONNECTION - NYSC Steam Room AGAIN

I think we've stumbled on to something here. We've got a serial poster. A few times a month we get very similar posts about the NYSC steam room. They all end with "I have an apartment right next to NYSC. Hit me up if you want to have fun." I mean is this dude even going into the steam room? Or just assuming hot gays are there sweating it out? We're on to you, sir.