Park Slope – Craigslist Blotter
Jim | Friday, February 21, 2014 at 12:05PM 
Family heirloom was accidently donated and then sold immediately. Now these people are trying to track it down. Feels like a Seinfeld episode. The last one though because if you are resorting to Craigslist it's not going to have a happy ending.
Every Tuesday these artists get together and draw a nude figure. There are two catches though. First, they don't hire professional models. Everybody in the group has to take a turn posing naked. Second, if you're a man you have to bring two women with you. They swear it's not creepy but that's the same rule you'll find at most sex parties.
GIG: Uh oh. Guess what bay it is! Guess what bay it is. Ebayyyyyyyy! Yeah!
This person is looking for somebody to sell their shit on ebay. Posting, payment, shipping. The whole works. It might seem like a waste of money but if you've sold a lot of stuff on ebay before you know it is a pain in the ass and takes a lot of time. It could be a good quick gig if you are looking for some cash.
Occasionally I'll be awake in bed late at night, staring at the ceiling in the dark, desperately having to urinate. And I just stay there because one of my roommates is in the kitchen. I'd rather be awake and miserable than have to talk to her. So sometimes I peruse the Craigslist room shares and if my bladder pain allows I dream of what might have been. This is a good one.
To be completely honest I'm a sucker for a girl with tattoos. So the pics would have gotten my attention no matter what. Then this post got weird. Weirder. Whatever. She's selling her worn panties to men. You know if you want to wear them, put them on your head or just chew on the crotches while you're working until their worn out. I'm a toothpick man myself.
MISSED CONNECTION: Time to make the donuts.
I know Missed Connections is everybody's favorite part of Craigslist. This week we only have two though! In all of Park Slope! I'm thinking this was the week that winter finally broke people. Nobody went out. We'll be back to normal for the next Blotter.
So this post we usually wouldn't make the cut but like I said, slim pickings. The cashier at 7th Avenue Donut Shop met a nice lady and he wants to ask her out. This was poorly written but whatever. It'll probably get the job done. If there is one thing I know it's being a good writer does not help you get laid. Sarah, set the Nyquil sobriety calendar back to zero please. I'm going to try and drown the brain cells that have the capacity to love.
Two guys meet in a sauna. Get to chatting. Some casual flirting ensues. Then one shows the other his "rock hard dick" and wonders where it all went wrong. Snapchat that shit, bro. I swear half the missed connections every week are gay men seeing each other at the gym. Is it the same guy posting stories over and over again? Do straight men just not go to the gym in Park Slope?
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