Open Thread: Happy Labor Day, Kids!

Well FiPSTERS, Summer is almost over. But what a Summer it has been, right?! In the past few weeks alone we've survived an earthquake (shut it, West Coasters - it fucking counts), a hurricane and something really dis-gus-ting involving post-birth placenta.

In case you went on vacation sometime in the past three months to a place sans the Internet and missed out on some FiPS, here's a round-up of the juiciest stories from our most scorching season:

* Open Thread Park Slope Rants

* The Best Park Slope Food Coop Rumors of All Time

* Open Post: Anthony Weiner is from Park Slope

* Tween Parent Freak Out At H&L Nail Salon

* Cool Or Not Cool: The Prospect Park Food Truck Rally

* Park Slope Eats After Dark

* Pigeon-Killing Vigilante Continues Acting Like an Absolute Tool on the internet

* Open Thread: Fuck Yeah, Gay Marriage! 

* Park Slope Basset Hound Flashmob

* Free Advice for Park slope businesses: are you fucking kidding me with your hours? 

 * Union Market Butchers Accused of selling sub-standard animal flesh

* The Coop Continues Bickering While Alan Dershowitz Threatens To Turn This Car Right Around and go home without ice cream

* Manhattan Couple Searches for Missing Monkey Doll

* Breaking: Gorilla's Lawsuit Against Former Employees & The NY Times Are Dee-smissed

* Ain't Nothing Gonna' Break My Stride: The PPW Bike Lane is here to stay

* Listen Up: BK Attacker Still on the Loose

What are you guys and gals doing this weekend to celebrate Summer's aufedersein?