OPEN POST: It's Thanksgiving, Btchz

So, are you totally annoyed by your family yet? Thinking of putting up your kids for adoption? Sick of me asking you to fill out our motherfucking survey? Or buy tix to the Naughty Office Holiday Party?

If so, we have just what the doctor orderd: AN OPEN POST!

Here's where you can let loose with everything that's been on your mind and then some. I'll go first:

+ I'm sorry, but Skating With the Stars was one of the most epic things I've ever seen on television...and I mean like E-V-E-R. If you guys are not already DVR'ing this shit, I would recommend you do so pronto. Dancing with the Stars can go suck a dick, and you know that if I could marry a TV show, it would be So You Think You Can Dance. But I have a new place in my heart for SWTS.

+ I've caved to pressure and started a new TV/Live Tweeting Twitter account @shutuperica. This means that I will hereby never be tweeting about TV shit from either @effedparkslope OR @designblahg (except to occasionally remind you that I'm TV'ing it up over on @shutuperica

+ HAAAAAA! Now Time Warner Cable is offering a new "signature plan" that promises to ensure that customers get a fucking return phone call or have a technician show up on time...and it only costs you $190 DOLLARS A MONTH!

+ The Turkey Jerk party is goin down on Sat night at Union Hall starting at 11pm. The Skint's DJ Patty Hearst will be spinnin 80's synth pop, break dance classics, freestyle, French and American new wave, more. That's Whassup this week.

+ Is there anything cooler than a chick butcher? No (obvz): Sara Bigelow: Girl Butcher (via The L Magazine)

+ Do coyotes eat raccoons? If so, I say let's get em up in this bitch: Coyotes on Rat Patrol in Some Cities (via Gothamist)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BBS! I'm big time thankful that you read this piece of shit blog...for realz.