Methodist Hospital Employee Kicks Ass of Co-Worker Over Haircut Comment

Sometimes the Brooklyn Paper's Police Blotter reads less like a police report, and more like the re-cap of bad Brooklyn reality show:

An angry hospital worker beat up a colleague on Sixth Street on May 27, cops say.

The 48-year-old victim told cops he was discussing haircuts with a fellow X-ray technician at New York Methodist Hospital near Seventh Avenue at 6:30 pm when a third employee overheard, got offended, and shoved him into a chair. The crazed worker then choked him, leaving scratches on his neck, cops said.

The poor technician was then rushed to the emergency room which, naturally, wasn’t too far away.

Tune in next week, when the X-Ray technician gets into a bar fight at the Old Carriage Inn after a disorderly bar patron tells him that the Yankees suck.