Live Here, Get A Free Car

When I moved into my luxury digs during the great Snowmageddon of 2010, I had to buy my own fridge for Casa De Wookie. Along with my bed, TV, and hipster glasses, I spent nearly $300.  Add to that another $5,999,700.00 USD and I could have had this pad just around the corner from Konditori on 5th.

Under construction forever by NYC standards, the newest creation by BKGreenStone has finally arrived! Time to launch your Kickstarter for this personal paradise, all you BA in Puppetry majors. While the neighbors, some of whom have lived in PS for 60 years(!) lament the change to the hood, I welcome the madness. I imagine the streets will soon be lined with gold, and that will surely make the neighbors who like to play music at maximum volume from their car stereos be more respectful of the People With More Money™. 

The new owner will also get a ninety grand DeLorean (or equivalent).  But I can smirk gayly at the uber-rich stroller mom who will live in this virtual nirvana, knowing that her new castle didn’t come with a Otto Bock Kimba (Google it). Whoever you are, rich people, just don’t be douchebags, and perhaps wander down the street to the Sackett on a Friday and join your neighbors for a cheap drink. Relatively speaking.

VIA CURBED