LET'S GET FAT!

You know, the times they are a-changin! When I started this lil ole blog, I feel like it was day after day of restaurant closing news. And now? OPENINGS, OPENINGS, O-P-E-N-I-N-G-S! Shit, we practically need our own food editor (HINT, HINT).

So let's get to it!

* Looks like someone took our advice! (from way back when when we were all bitching about the sorts of businesses we'd like to see in Park Slope). A cupcake shop is coming! If this King of Cupcakes place doesn't have a room in the back for kid's parties, they are missing out on a Rockefeller level of cash money.

* Playa is now Comida. Good luck not failing within 6 mos, Comida! (via @jaimemorelli)

* An Italian Espresso Bar is coming to 7th Ave! SUH-WEET! And they're even gonna have marble counters where you stand there and drink your cafes..and maybe real Italian dudes who will yell and make you feel stupido if you don't understand what they're saying en Italiano.

* This one was a false alarm: Chipotle is not, I repeat NOT coming to Park Slope.

TGIF.