Keep Jigglin': The Jell-o Mold Competition
Amanda | Thursday, June 23, 2011 at 7:00AM 
Someone get ahold of Bill Cosby: Gowanus Studio Space (166 7th St between Second and Third Aves) is hosting its annual Jell-o Mold Competition this Saturday, 6/25 at 6pm.
A cadre of "artists" will make sculptural, edible objects using the most boring dessert option of all time.
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns tries to endear himself to Bart by offering him dessert in the form of a gelatin dish? "It's made of hooves, you know," he says.
What I'm trying to get at is that I'd much rather see it sculpted than eat it.
Competitors will be judged on creativity, aesthetics, sculptural integrity (as opposed to moral integrity), edibility, and best use of Jell-o. For an $8 admission, you can see what these weirdos came up with and vote on your favorite for the People's Choice Award.
What's that? You don't care about art and just want to get drunk?
Don't worry, buddy. Jell-o shots are on tap for you, we promise.
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