Jonathan Safran Foer Thinks Park Slope Restaurants Are 'Miserable'

Ok, YES...this is a blog dedicated to making fun of Park Slope. We poke fun at self-important Park Slope parents, point and laugh at orange-vest clad Coopretards, roll our eyes at crying bebes at Sunday brunch at Sette, and generally just sit around trying to come up with shit that we know will piss off Burklee Caroll.

I mean, we're assholes. So we feel totally entitled to bitch and moan about all the other assholes here cause its fun...and we're bored (and out of weed).

HOWEVER.

This Jonathan Safran Foer (aka FIPS's first intern) interview PISSED MY ASS O-F-F. In particular, this bit is what really got my organic hormone-free locovore goat:

Park Slope is not a great food neighborhood. It's actually miserable. Well, that's not exactly true. Fifth avenue is becoming a really, really good food area, but even still, it's not as good as everybody seems to say. Like Carroll Gardens and Smith Street in Cobble Hill is so much more interesting.

MISERABLE? The food in Park Slope is miserable!??? What in the fucking FUCK R U talking about???

• JPan
• Hunan Delight (and fine, Red Hot too)
• Tomato & Basil Pizza
• Beet
• Franny's
• Sette
• 7th Avenue Donuts
• Bar Toto
• Applewood
• Al di La
• Palo Santo
• Bogota

I mean, this list is just off of the top of my fucking head.  I didn't even googlez anything and I came up with 12 killer, kick-ass, NOT MISERABLE AT ALL restaurants.

Look, JSF: We're open to working shit out if you are.  I mean, were you misquoted?? Do you really mean what you said??