J.Crew's Jenna Lyons' townhouse on the market

Looks like J.Crew's Jenna Lyons won't be continuing her rumored sapphic romance in Park Slope (or at least in that amazing townhouse of hers). The J.Crew president and Creative Director is ending a whirlwind year by listing her killer pad on the market for $3.75M.

Jenna resided in the 4,400-square-foot home, located at 178 Garfield Place, along with her soon-to-be ex-husband artist Vincent Mazeau and their freakin' cute "Toemageddon" son, Beckettt. It seems to me that Jenna has things a little backwards. If you have a budding lesbian romance, you don't leave Park Slope -- especially if your fancy digs include 7-bedrooms, with a full-floor master suite, a beautiful backyard AND a wine cellar. Curbed NY has the floorplan porn to satisfy your fix.