I’m Picking Up Good Vibrations…And Free Sex Toys!

From Kimchi tacos and Belgian waffles to mysterious street meat and dirty water dogs, New York City food trucks have something to fulfill almost any lunchtime craving.  But what if you have a hankering for a little afternoon delight on your lunch break? Have no fear, the Trojan “Good Vibrations” mobile is here!

Today and tomorrow the Trojan “Good Vibrations” truck will be traveling through Manhattan and Brooklyn promoting sexual health awareness by showcasing their line of vibrators, as well as distributing Trojan "Her Pleasure" condoms and vibrating rings.  “Pleasure seekers” are instructed to hit it and quit it early because the first five consumers to check in to the truck on Facebook will have a chance to win their very own Trojan vibrators! 

The truck will be armed with an arsenal of iPads and will be used, not to show porn (damn) but to quiz participants by asking, “What’s Your Vibe?” --  and ultimately helping to pair curious women with their ideal Trojan toys. 

Some of the Trojan “Good Vibrations” truck stops include The Williamsburg Waterfront and Off The Wagon near Washington Square Park. Sexual health educator Dr. Logan Levkoff, who will be studying participant's sexual health personalities and probably hanging out to make sure no one starts masturbating by her truck, stresses that the purpose of this truck tour is to have an open public dialogue with the younger demographic on sex and sexuality without feeling dirty.  I’m not sure if Levkoff is a New Yorker or not, but I have a sneaking suspicion most NYC youth know a thing or two about sexuality.

Regardless, the Trojan truck should cart all that junk in its trunk over to Park Slope so we can grab a piece of that action. Ballers can use the free vibrating rings as they please, while breeders can use them as spare chew toys and teething rings for their tots.