If You Want to Cheat on Your Spouse Just *Once,* Smartmom says 'GO FOR IT!'

Seriously.

Look: "If it’s a one-time thing, Smartmom says, why not? While that might sound flip, the truth is, it does happen and doesn’t need to break up a marriage."

Nice one, Smartmom!

There was a whole series of posts back and forth on Park Slope Parents last week in which a woman was asking for advice from her fellow BREEDERS on what to do about her husband who was Craigslist trolling for some baum chicka baum baum action. Smartmom, in her weekly Brooklyn Paper column, chimed in.

Oh man...you can't make this shit up, people.