If You Cross Atlantic Ave, You're Probs Gonna Die

Ok fine: so Atlantic Avenue is only the 5th most dangerous street in all of NY according to the Tristate Transportation Campaign..which means, you have a slightly better chance of dying if you cross Broadway in Manhattan. But still: it's the most dangerous street in all of Brooklyn!

HOORAY!

So I guess our best advice is: try to cross Atlantic Avenue as little as possible. Then you'll have a better chance of not being dead.

Of course even if you *do* get across Atlantic, you then might have to contend with shit like the Atlantic Center Mall, so on second thought: you should probs just choose death after all.

(via Gothamist)