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Monday
Jun222009

I Wonder If Puppet Babies Are Better Than Muppet Babies?

Posted by: AuthorEffed in Park Slope | DateMonday, June 22, 2009 at 12:12AM

Dear BREEDER,

Thanks so much for the baby slippers you sent me a couple of months ago.  I've been wearing them out to Lucky 13 and also to that underground sex club on 5th ave--they've been quite a hit! Anyway, I've been looking around for something to get you to say thanks, and I finally found it!...PUPPET BABIES!

I bought your ass 5 of these, so now you can add em to your 3 and be just like Jon & Kate Plus Eight (who, by the fucking way, have a HUGE announcement that they're making tonight).

Anyhoo, enjoy the puppet babies! And your real babies!

Or not!

I don't really care....cause I'm just busy just B-A-L-L-I-N.

xo,

BALLER

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