I Want My Craft Services

Okay, I can deal with the fact that we are picturesque and film crews like to take over our paltry number of parking spots for their perpetual location shoots. Yes, I can put up with Martin Scorsese or even, marginally, Bored to Death.

But Banana Republic?

Really?

Shouldn't the residents of Park Slope be getting SOMETHING in return for all this inconvenience? Like, oh I don' t know, MONEY for OUR neighborhood?

Or in the absence of monetary benefits, how about you feed our hungry. I say, let us walk brazenly up to your food tables and forage for whatever the fuck we want. 

It's the least you can do.