Hey Pissed Off Gorilla Employees: A Job In The E. Village Awaits You! [COFFEE WARS]

click to make BIG so you can actually see this shitMan, do I love Craigslist.

Apparently a new coffee shop in the E. Village is now recruiting the former Gorilla Coffee Norma Raes with promises of "opportunity" and "fair managment!" What's next?? Pay!? Health insurance? (nah, pretty sure that's only avail at Starbucks).

Seeking former Gorilla Coffee baristas/roasters/coffee-house employees we are looking for you!

A brand new establishment in the heart of the East Village promising to pay top dollar to former employees of Gorilla Coffee (in Park Slope).

We would love to offer you a new opportunity at a new coffee house which promises fair management.

Please respond with a resume as well as the time period that you were employed at Gorilla.

Anyway.

I hope this shit is on the up and up...if so, its a pretty brillz marketing strategy.

(via EV Grieve).