Who Gives A Shit: North Slope v. South Slope?

Ok, so now that Park Slope has ofifically been declared this best neighborhood to live in on the planet in NYC, I thought it might be worthwile to revisit the N. Slope v. South Slope issue.

For the purposes of our discussion today, let's consider south Slope anything past 9th Street-ish.

I live in N. Slope and love it for the following reasons:

• Two, count em, TWO express trains (2/3 and B/Q).
• I think its prettier

That's mostly it. I've lived in S. Slope too, and for whatever reason I like it in the N. way better. I will admit that its def more stroller-y over here, but I'm happy to dodge a bugaboo or two for close proximity to Scottadito for Sunday brunch. I happen to think that Park Slope has amazing restaurants all over the place, and there are definitely some fab spots in S. Slope (Fonda, Brook-vin, Beer Table, Provini, etc), but I just like shit better over here (even though I think I would say that S. Slope is probs more suited to BALLERS).

Anyway.

The whole fucking city is listening now, bitches, so tell us which is better? Living in N. Slope or S. Slope? Why?

Go!