Help FIPS Win A Free Breast Milk Baby Doll

How can it be that NOBODY in greater Park Slope is stocking the newly released Breast Milk Baby Doll, the much anticipated US release of the world's FIRST breastfeeding doll? 

I was a little distraught about this "toy" until I found out that you lazy slackers wonderful readers can help FIPS win ourselves a free little sucker Savannah or maybe Jeremiah. So hard to choose from the six ethnically diverse dollies! This sucker is perfect for you BALLERS who claim that you don't ever want to have kids, because with this doll you could experience the suckling and burping, as well as the joys of cuddling a baby close, and all without the sleep deprivation and engorged boobies. 

Yes, during the month of May, the breast milk baby people are going to be giving away 5 baby dolls to the top-scorers in a contest to help spread the word. 

We are in it to win it, people!! Let's bring this baby home where he/she belongs.

Some bitch named PeacefulParent is currently in first place with 1307 points. And she only has 1746 twitter followers. Shit, man, Erica has like a million (or at least 5,000).

You just need to tweet/facebook the crap out of this link: http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/contest-may/brooklynbreeder

And here's the greatest part for all you aspiring documentarians and filmmakers: you can MAKE YOUR OWN YOUTUBE VIDEO!!! Yes, create a video about the contest or Breast Milk Baby website and then upload it to YouTube. 

Just be sure to copy and paste this web address into the very first part of your video description: http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/contest-may/brooklynbreeder

I'm going to try and convince my kids to re-enact treasured nursing moments just as soon as I find my flipcam. 

So exciting!!!