GOOD BAR FOOD IN PARK SLOPE?

So, it's 2AM and you've already downed 47 beers. 

You need to eat something, or you're going to make some big mistakes.

Your big mistakes might include, but aren't limited to:

1. Getting into a fight with your wife

2. Getting "smart" (as my grandfather would say) with a police officer

3. Puking everywhere

So, what bar should you plant your ass in for last call and some good grub?

My vote?

The Dram Shop.

Why?  Because their burgers and fries are the stuff frat boys' dreams are made of.  I know this, not because I'm a frat boy myself, but because a frat boy once told me that they dream of three things: beer, burgers, and boobs.  

True story.   

Anyway. What are your picks?