'Gettin Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot'

BWHAHHHAHHHHHHHAAAAA!

True, this dude is singin about Whole Foods in LA, but still: I'm guessing this is pretty much EXACTLY how shit is gonna go down in the Gowanus/Park Slope Whole Foods too.

These lyrics slay me:

It's getting' REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot
Im on my grind homie... It's on my mind homie!
These fools with clip boards are lookin' at me like they know me!

Now I'm on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I'm just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!

Then I take it to the cheese counter, Humboldt Fog?
We just ran out sir! Really Dog?
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself...
I've been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf...

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

(via FIPS reader Jeremy from Fog and Smog Films)