Food Coop Prankster

image via Park Slope Lens

Ok, so apparently there is something called an "online shift swap form" that members of the Park Slope Food Coop can fill out in an attempt to get other chumps members to cover their shifts.

One such Coop member clearly has a wicked sense of humor, cause s/he filled out the following, which was forwarded to me by another FIPS readin Coop spy:

Category:  Coop Work Shift Swap

Subcategories:  Shopping Squad
                          Office Squad
                          Receiving Squad

I want some one to work my shift on - Date & Time: Pre-Brunch, Post-Brie Snack

My normal job is: Dusting avocados

I belong to - Committee - Day - Week - Shift: Uptightie Whitie Mommy

I can work for you - Days & Times: After my latte

Home/Work Phone: 678-456-1235

Description:
My nanny has been deported back to Haiti! Hello, disaster??!!?? I'm writing letters to my barista about it, but I also need someone to cover her/my shift. I am looking for someone who can dust avocados really as nice as Old Nanny.

BWHAHHAHHHHHHAAAA!

It doesn't take much, ppl...it doesn't take M-U-C-H.