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Thursday
Aug072014

FIPS Broken News: Bedbugs Found on N Trains

Posted by: AuthorRoshow | DateThursday, August 7, 2014 at 7:00AM

Taking a cue from the Pavilion, three N trains got themselves some bedbugs. The Daily News says the pesky fuckers were definitely found on cushions in conductor cabins. No word either way on whether they made it into public spaces. The MTA pulled the infested trains out of service for fumigation. “When we found them, we exterminated them,” said MTA spokesperson Adam Lisberg, authoritatively.

We’re now faced with an impossible choice: do you worry more about theoretical Ebola outbreaks or these bedbugs OR do you try to play it cool and act like you don’t give a shit about either?

 

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