Enter a lottery to pitch a tent in Prospect Park

Image via parkslopestoop.comSeptember 21st is the last day of summer, but the fun doesn't have to end. That night, Prospect Park will be open for camping. This special event, run by Urban Park Rangers, is being advertised as "family friendly," so that rules out murdering teenagers while they fuck or even eating mushrooms and running naked around the more wooded areas. 

If you're still interested you'll have to win one of the 30 spots in a lottery. You can enter the lottery online this Wednesday, September 11th, by clicking here, or by calling 718-421-2021 between 10am-4pm to have your name entered. Or, whatever, just show up and dare them to arrest you in front of your kids like you're Randy Marsh. "Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to go camping? Isn't this America? I'm sorry. I thought this was America."

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