Do Not Throw An Egg At Me Or My Dog, Or I Will Cut A Bitch

Ok, so us BALLERS *are* always bitching about:

• babies in bars
• SUV strollers
• bratty kids in restaurants
• mommy/daddy entitlement
• etc.

BUT, I've never thrown a fucking egg at a BREEDER (or one of their bebes).

However, apparently some douchebag in Park Slope is takin things to just that level...though this douchebag is a puppy hater. Someone living at that monstrosity of Karl Fischer wannabe rape-a-techture, the NOVO on 4th Avenue, has taken to yolking dogs and their owners who show up at the dog park behind their building after 8pm (which is when the dog park is supposed to close).

Here are the facts thus far: in November, some NOVO BREEDER came out to the dog park and asked everyone in the dog run to "quiet down their dogs" because his baby was sleeping. Shortly thereafter, someone was egged. Just the other day, yet another woman got egged post 8pm (though she maintains that her dog was quietly taking a dump, and not barking or making any other noise).

Ok, so we do NOT know at this point if the whiny BREEDER is the egger. And the dog park *is* supposed to close at 8pm. But also BREEDERS need to understand that us dog owners sometimes deserve some special treatment...cause its HARD to be a fur baby mama or papa!!! And everyone HATES fur baby mamas! And its soooooo not fair!

Anyway.

Keep your eggs in your fucking frittatas, people. Cause that shit ain't cool.

And if this is some sort of BREEDER/FUR BABY BALLER call to arms battle that is brewing (are the eggs symbolic of the fact that BALLERS love to go to brunch??), then FIPS stands at the ready.

(via NBC New York)