Cel-e-brate Good Times, Come On -- You Cheap Muthas!

So, you say you’re super psyched for Prospect Park’s new Lakeside? You can’t wait to go ice skating in your winter muff and roller skating in your springtime shorty shorts. Well prove it by coming to The Prospect Park Alliance Ball this Saturday night to celebrate its completion. The 26-acre extravaganza will transform Prospect Park’s Southeast corner. Everyone is going to rub up and down on their bedpost at the climax of this $74 million dollar project

Jen Moody Cunningham, special events manager of the Prospect Park Alliance gave FIPS the scoop. DJ Mikey Palms will be spinning at the ball. That’s the dude that owned South Paw! He’s a Brooklyn native who came of age before the borough’s Baby DJ classes. There will be a performance by the drumline Brooklyn United and a special appearance by the Gotham City Derby Girls. These chicks have names like Angela Slamsbury, Puss 'n Glutes and Violet Knockout. I bow and grovel before their fembot ways.

You must be 21 years old to attend so there is no way you’ll be bumping into any sippy cup toting ankle biters. Grub will be from Landhaus and Great Performances. There will be a silent auction and cocktails and after party will be on the rink.

Get your tickets by Thursday. Buy ‘em here: or just email Jen, a.k.a. our new BFSEMF (Best Friend Special Event’s Manager Forever): jmcunningham@prospectpark.org.

It ain’t cheap but you are, so maybe just buy tickets for the after party for $60.

TICKETS:

$1,000 Teardrop Island Premium seating; listing in journal

$750 Vista Walk Preferred seating; listing in journal

$425 Dancing Water Seating for one

$60 After Party Only 10 p.m. – midnight

Dancing, delectables, and dessert

Are you going to this shindig Saturday night or are you going to just listen to NPR as usual because you gave them a lousy $60 during their recent pledge week and you feel you have to get your moneys worth?